Thursday, July 29, 2010

Christmas just got awfuler: Yogi Bear Movie

In an effort to make Christmas more miserable for adults, Warner Bros. is now forcing parents to sit through what will assuredly be an awful and unnecessary CGI remake of a no longer relevant cartoon in 3D.


According to fake sources, the movie will most likely feature dancing animals, presumably wearing sunglasses. While dancing they will try to act sexy while swinging their hips to a recent song just overplayed enough to make you hate it even more. Still unclear is to why Warner Bros. has decided to release a movie, that does not star Tom Hardy. However audiences can be grateful that the movie shows no signs of Brendan Fraser.

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