Nigel Thornberry Remixes

Tim Curry is an amazing actor known for his roles such as Pennywise the clown in IT, Wadsworth in CLUE, or that creepy Tranny from Rocky Horror. Some of you may know him as the voice of Nigel Thornberry from Nickelodeon's The Wild Thornberrys, but I'm sure most of you had no idea that Nigel is a talented recording artist.

Through the magic of nerds with too much time on their hands comes the amazing remixed versions of your favorite hits! These are for anyone who's listened to Katy Perry and thought, "This song would be so much better if a second garbled incoherent voice were added in." Personally I think it makes her music sound better to have a clear operatically trained voice in the mix. Nigel is able to hit those nasally notes with ease and his lyrics are not only amazing and well thought out, but they're truly inspiring.

Nigel also had the pleasure of working with Lady Gaga to put a new twist on a classic.

Norwegian Rebecca Black

One of the best things about the internet is anyone can upload anything they want. One of the worst things about the internet is anyone can upload anything they want.

This little diva "sings" about how she doesn't want to be a "Crappy Housewife." Well does she want to be a prostitute? Cause she's dressed for that. Thanks to Rebecca Black, every banshee with a tone deaf voice and group of female friends that are less attractive than them thinks they should be a pop star. The real question here is, "Is she singing? Or trying to hold back a sneeze?"

Nothing says "Luxury" like rolling into an empty night club at 2 PM. Luckily it was filmed in HD, cause that's classy. Only a matter of time before every one of these babies is in 3D.

Kitteh Snorgle Hug

This is by far one of the best cuddle puddles of baby-soft fur I've ever seen. Not only is the sleeping kitteh dreaming of frolicking through the catnip fields of Naboo, but it thinks it can run after imaginary mice filled with what one can only assume is tender vittles instead of blood.

Warning: this cuteness is actually just a malicious reminder that there's no one around to love and hug is like this.