Cookie Monster to Host SNL!?

Cookie Monster is campaigning to host SNL, hey it worked for Betty White! He made his own audition tape, which sad to say, is funnier than most SNL skits that don't feature Kristen Wiig. Plus saying "Om nom nom nom nom!" never gets old. Check out the video below and also his Facebook Page.

Secret Kitten

What could be better than a kitten cuddle puddle? How about a secret hidden kitten. It's like a "Seek 'n Find", only better cause it's fluffy and purrs. Plus you don't have to worry about that asshole kid from your dentist's office that circles the boot hidden in the outline of the tree in pen so that no one else in the waiting room can enjoy their copy of Highlights Magazine. Hope that kid has a cavity...

Mean Girls 2: Str8 2 DVD

Of course they did...

DO NOT WANT! "Stop trying to make Mean Girls 2 happen, it's not going to happen!" Well too bad, they already did it. Even though no one asked them to ruin a perfectly good movie, they decided to go ahead and make a direct-to-DVD sequel. So strap in for a basic retelling of the first movie except with different actors and an all around general sucky-ness. Cause who doesn't want a watered down low-budget version of the original movie with terrible acting? Apparently the girl with the wide-set vagina was unavailable but it appears Tim Meadows literally has nothing else to do, and agreed to be the only returning cast member from the first movie.

The two writers [that's right, it took two people to write this movie] are known for their other hits such as Charlotte's Web 2, Beethoven's 5th, and a handful of straight to video Barbie movies. Be sure to add this hot one to your Netflix queue right away cause I'm sure the one copy they'll have in stock will be flying off the shelves. Maybe if we're lucky, this franchise can go like Bring It On did. Why stop at just one terrible sequel when you can have 4 more?

Oprah's Audience Flips its Shit

Oprah seems to have an affinity for making her audience cry. By the extent of it you'd think she just told them about a cure for cancer, instead she's telling them about new sweaters and homemade Mac'n'Cheese. No free cars this year but some amazing hysterical shots and a jack in the box that poops out a giant inflatable cruise ship. So I'm confused, are they getting a free cruise or just a free blow-up ship? You can haz favsies:

Tron soundtrack can haz glowey Daft Punk poster!

People who pre-order the Tron Legacy soundtrack will get an extra little gift. Along with some amazing new music from Daft Punk you can haz a poster that also glows in teh darwk! This is important so you don't boop your nose on the wall.

The CD drops on Dec. 7th, however the poster is only included if you pre-order the physical CD, not digital download. The physical CD also comes with a digital download and immediate download of the track Derezzed. It's available for $35 on the Tron Soundtrack website.

8-bit Harry Potter

Though it's not technically a game, the creators sure went out of their way to make it feel like one, right down to the amazing retro music. You can watch Harry Potter in his summer school adventures and pick his path in this choose your own adventure video. Best part is you don't have to blow any cartridges to enjoy. Though if you have a Wiimote handy you can still work on your blowing skills.

TRON STORE in LA

Los Angeles is about to become Los Trongeles...
...No?

Well, anyways, starting  tomorrow a Tron Pop-Up store will be opening in Culver City at Royal/T.  The store will feature a variety of cyber goodies ranging from Tron board shorts by Hurley, to Oakley's and even high-end jewlery. Here's all the technical specs and details: 

The TRON: Legacy Pop Up Shop will be open from November 19-December 23 at the Royal/T Art Space at 8910 Washington Blvd., Culver City, CA. Hours are 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. daily, with extended hours on Wednesdays to 10 p.m.

TRON Pop-Up Product Drop Schedule:

Nov. 19 - In addition to the array of pop-up shop merchandise for sale, limited quantities will be available from the TRON: Legacy couture collection for women designed by high-end designers Jerome C. Rousseau, Hayden-Harnett, Rotenier and TomTom, ranging in price from $90 - $2,600. As an exclusive for visitors, the TRON-inspired pieces from Los Angeles-based jewelry brand TomTom will only be available at retail at the TRON Pop-Up.

Nov. 30 - This week is especially designed for athletes and action-film fanatics. Limited edition products inspired by TRON: Legacy available this week include: an adidas compression top ($45), styling TRON board shorts from Hurley ($65) and special edition TRON: Legacy 3D eyewear from Oakley ($150).

Dec. 3 - Three different sets of limited-edition collectible artwork ($28.99-$76.99) selected directly from the film, plus actual film frames of different scenes from TRON: Legacy.

Dec. 7 - Soundtrack CD: The original motion picture score for TRON: Legacy composed and produced by the critically-acclaimed, Grammy-winning duo Daft Punk.

Special TRON Pop-Up Shop Events:
Dec. 17 - Fans can trade in their TRON: Legacy movie stub and collect a TRON keepsake available only on this date and for the first 300 people during Royal/T gallery hours.

Dec. 18 - Fans are welcome to join TRON Family Fun Day from Noon to 4 p.m. with art activities for the whole family including decorating a mini-lightcycle from Spin Master.
TRON Café Menu

A special TRON-themed menu will be offered at Royal/T‘s Japanese “cosplay” maid café during the course of the pop-up shop with TRON-inspired menu items such as a Reco Burger with Buffalo Sauce, Chipotle Aioli and Fried Onion Rings ($12); a Lightcycle Salad with Endives, Caramelized Oranges, and Toasted Pecans in a Yuzu Vinaigrette ($8); an Identity Disk Cake with White Chocolate Lava Cake and Blueberry Sauce ($6); alongside a shareable TRON: Legacy High Tea set featuring assorted Sweets and Savory Canapés, served with a choice of Tea ($25).

Kitteh + Gator = Frenemies

This cat plays "I boop ur nose" with a hungry gator, then has a good ol' fashioned staring contest. Who will win? Will the kitteh get nommed, or will the gator haz a sad tummy?

Hogwarts Hotline

It's late at night...You're home alone, sitting there, polishing your broomstick, and you're looking for a good time. Thinking about some cute little witch and her chamber of secrets. You've got a major case of petrificus totalus and these muggles just aren't getting your wands at the ready. You're feeling like a filthy little mudblood and want to whisper sweet nothings in parseltongue in someone's ear, who do you call? Why the Hogwarts Hotline of course you dirty little whorecrux!

Pick up your phone and dial: 267-436-5109

Unfortunately it isn't a Harry Potter sexline, but it does have some fun little information about Hogwarts. And you can always use it as a decoy number to give out to ugly squibs.

Fat Cat + Tiny Boxes

Maru is infamous for being a fat asian cat with an insatiable curiosity and ability to look consistently cute. Watch his escapades as he tries to fit into boxes that get decreasingly smaller, while he remains delightfully plump. Silly kitteh, you cannot haz fit!

Speilberg almost ruined Harry Potter

Two words: Animated Movie.

Thank god we dodged that bludger. Speilberg is a great man no doubt, but his recent movies certainly haven't packed quite as much of bite as his older swansongs like Jurassic Park or JAWS. It's a huge relief to hear that this never panned out, because his take on the franchise was to combine a couple of the books and make it animated. Silly muggle...

I can just imagine the crammed incoherent CGI mess it would have been, mostly liked voiced by Shia Lebeouf. He instead passed on the project in favor of making the mess Artificial Intelligence.

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How To Get Arrested In 7 Seconds

Simply do this in public and you should have no problem getting arrested! Preferably try it in the parking lot of an elementary school during recess.