British Gorilla Takes A Dainty Bath

If movies taught me anything its that apes aren't just dirty, they're damned dirty. So naturally they need some tub time, and who better to bathe them than a spritely British woman?!

This here gorilla is accompanied by his chimpanzee friend and they further proves the theory that apes are endlessly entertaining & should be videotaped at all times. In fact put a bunch of monkeys together in a house at the Jersey Shore and not will they eventually write Shakespeare but you'll have a hit reality show on your hands. And lets be honest if you mute the real jersey shore and compare it to footage of apes fighting it's very hard to tell the difference. That is aside from all the throwing of feces, the reality show folk have a lot more poop tossing.

Puddi Puddi for 10 Hours

Got 10 hours to kills? Why not sit back and watch a Japanese commercial for self-cannibalistic pudding on loop?!

Giga Pudding is  basically a giant tub of pudding you make at home, because we know all the best desserts come in tub form. Gelatin is most useful substance as when it shakes it reminds you of a fat woman's thighs and can also alert you of impending velociraptor attacks when placed on a spoon.

I Definitely Support These Troops

Proof that the army is exactly like you imagined it. It's just ripped dudes dancing to Aqua 24/7. Kudos for these two over in Iraq having some fun after work.

I'm crushed they didn't invite me to their dance party but it's a long flight over to Iraq anyways. Hopefully their next video will stick with the trend of no longer relevant songs, perhaps some ABBA?

Maru & Various Paper Bags

Maru wins as best cat ever. He refuses to conform to labels or to spatial limitations of various packaging products.

Witness the miracle of paper bag birth as he single-headedly attempts to both hide and attack from his impenetrable paper barrier.

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

This is a reason not to not have children but if perchance you can't avoid it, never leave them at home alone with any valuables.

Spongebob Makes Japanese Children Explode

If there's anything Asian children need, it's more sugar & happiness in their lives. Luckily these can both be attained with one simple solution, a Happy Meal from McDonalds. And we all know that a child's prolonged scream is every mother's favorite sound.

 

So what's the best way to achieve the most drawn out screaming session possible? By delivering the sugar their child so desperately needs in the form of a Spongebob cup and straw!  Commence Spongebobaru Happy Flavor!