Monday, September 27, 2010

Titanic Lady Finally Kicks the Iceberg


Gloria Stuart, who played the gross version of Kate Winslet with a saggy, wrinkly face and hands where the skin is really thin & sorta see-through but still surprisingly soft, just died at the age of 100. She's best and pretty much only known for her role in Titanic where she drops the fucking diamond off the boat in the end.

Not to worry though, her heart will live on when James Cameron re-releases Titanic in 3D so that they can charge you an extra $5 to see a movie you've already seen. Her face jowls will appear extra saggy and wrinkles more cavernous when viewed in 3D.

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