Dinosaurs in 3D

BBC Earth, the people who brought you the reason to own a BluRay player: "Planet Earth" are at it again, this time looking to the past. As with their previous work, "Walking With Dinosaurs" this feature will revolve around scaring children. Only this time, in THR33 D33!! I for one would like to see a mash-up of "Walking With Dinosaurs While Riding The Bus With My Sister"

No title has been given to the movie yet, but we're told it will be a story about the struggle to survive and though while in 3D, will thankfully not include Brendan Fraser.

LEGO Movie might ackshully be good!

Warner Bros is developing a movie based on one of the essential building blocks of life: LEGOS

Now before you start throwing bricks, [see what I did there?] take a second to hear the good news. In a strange turn of events, Hollywood has actually decided to make a good decision. They've hired Chris Miller and Phil Lord to write and direct the feature. These two were the guys behind "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" which was not only well made but hilarious. The new movie is going to be a mix of live-action with animation and is reported to be Brendan Fraser-free.

teh Gap

Because it's Monday, why not?

I say we bring back homogeneity. Cause let's face it we'll all be wearing the same thing in the future anyways. How do I know this? Cause Wall-E says so. And Pixar would never lie to us, would they? The future will also be run entirely on Macs. Better start making your account on Cupidtino.com now!

ZOMG!1! Hrry Pttr!!!

There's a new Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows trailer that encompasses both Parts 1 & 2, The first of which is to be released this November. Then in July of 2011 everyone's lives will also officially be over and we'll all have nothing left to live for.
Anyone have a Time Turner so I don't have to wait this long?

Of course the movie will be out in 3D for those dying to have wands waggling in your face.

I can haz At-At?

Ever wanted to know what it'd be like if they bred At-At's into small domesticated animals? They're lethal at 8 months, and I do mean lethal.
Then check out this guy's vision:

Srsly? This is a dance?

I thought that dancing was something you did with another awkward teenager in your high school gym at arms length while rotating to a "Boyz II Men" song. Not this...

Back in my day the big dance craze sweeping the nation was the Macarena. Well, apparently Brazil has come up with their own new dance craze that's spreading throughout the nation as well as spreading the pink eye. I can't wait to see this popping up in high schools across the country, though I imagine it is breaking the 3 foot rule.

I present to you: "Surra De Bunda"

Rhebulbleblebrabblerabble!!1!

I don't even want to explain this one. Just watch:

I can haz Power Wheels?

Let's be honest, the degree of how much you loved your parents was directly related to the Christmas gifts they gave you. [See chart below]

Those of you lucky enough to get a Power Wheels surely loved your parents more, and also made every child on your block insanely jealous, & therefore hate their own parents.

If you had a set of wheels all you had to do was strap in that giant expensive battery, hit the open sidewalk, and flip your god damn hair. The world was yours as long as you didn't stay out too late shopping with your stuffed animals, or talking on your car phone. [What's a car phone?]

Here's a commercial back when technology was at it's peak and Barbie could say FOUR fun things!!

Disapproving Mom disapproves.

Gay Pari is Gay

Now normally these types of commercials are reserved for Japan, but this one hails from France!

Is this so wrong that it's right? I think so. Should satisfy any Tekken fanboys.
I'm sure the Westboro Baptist Church thinks this is what will happen if we allow gay marriage in America.

FUTURAMA Returns Tonite

Futurama makes its grand return to TV tonight in an hour long season premiere!

For those of you who missed the boat and are without time machines it's never too late to start. Comedy Central is providing a 7-Minute long recap of all 5 seasons for you lazy slackers.

Futurama	Thursdays 10pm / 9c
Recap-O-Rama: 5 Seasons in 7 Minutes
www.comedycentral.com
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TROLLS movie will undoubtedly be awful

As if a Smurfs movie wasn't bad enough, Hollywood is finding new ways to ruin your childhood with things that are no longer relevant.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Dreamworks Animation is all set to take something you loved growing up, & mangle it into something your dog hocked up, then ate again. For those of you who already can't wait to "Get Smurf'd," you now have something else on the horizon to look forward to. I give you the Good Luck Trolls.

I know what you're thinking, didn't they already make a movie about trolls? And didn't the sequel have nothing to do with trolls? Well rest assured this isn't Troll 2.

This will be much worse. Not only are they naked and violently colorful, i'm sure they'll unnecessarily hop aboard the 3D-train. They've already ruined Alvin & The Chipmunks, Transformers, G.I. Joe, and Garfield, but why stop there?! Here's a list of other childhood toys & memories Hollywood should ruin by turning into crappy non-Pixar movies:

Jump Rope,
Beanie Babies,
Cat's Cradle,
Pogs,
Tamagotchi,
Skip-it,
Hula Hoops,
Super Soaker,
Nerf Guns,
Slip'n'Slide,
Nap Time,
Lincoln Logs,
Lisa Frank Stationary,
Tinker Toys,
Big Wheels,
Diapers,
Crayola Crayons,
Power Wheels,
Every Breakfast Cereal.

All of these aforementioned things are horribly unsuited to be made into feature films, so they assuredly will be. But don't worry, the studios will attempt to make them "hip" and "cool" by inserting Brendan Fraser along with CG talking animals that wear sunglasses! Rest assured if any of them are a Christmas movie they will undoubtedly feature Tim Allen.

Now how do we get them to turn this into a full length?

Nintendo Controller Illusion

Check out this video of a man using his Jedi Mind power to mess with your sense of reality. He used Tape, construction paper, and left over blacklights from Dateline NBC.


Be sure to check out Brusspup's YouTube page for more mindblowing illusions.

O Hai Futurama!

Futurama returns to the airways this week!! It's been a long wait but it's finally coming back, and with all the original voice actors!
The new season blasts off this Thursday night, June 24 at 10pm/9c on Comedy Central.
For a sneak peek, check out the video below for the first 90 seconds from the hour-long season premiere!

WANT: Tron Legacy Lightcycle Toys

Tron Legacy is shaping up to be not only a big hit but also a cash-cow for merchandising. Disney's new wall-climbing lightcycles toys are guaranteed to scare dogs worldwide.

Using a new technology called "Magic" these remote controlled lightcycles are capable of not only freaking out your dog with its vacuum noise, but pissing off your mother by riding around on the walls she just cleaned. They also create a 6 foot long light trail perfect for Ecstacy lovers in need of a light show on their ceiling. I fully expect upon their release YouTube videos of kittens riding atop such cycles and/or chasing the light trail trying to figure out why the hell they can't catch it. Srsly.


The video also shows very confused Garrett Hedlund trying to figure out how he got stuck in an action figure. The toys should be released in October with the movie due out this Decemeber.

O Hai 3rd Dimension!

Nintendo, which is Japanese for "Insert Money", has developed their next device to get children to ignore their parents, avoid their homework, and neglect their pets in favor of virtual ones who don't have bowel movements.

It's called the 3DS *ooooooh!*

Aside from being shiny, the 3DS also offers 3D gaming on a portable handheld that's sure to give you a blowgasm. While 3D is nothing new, movie studios have been adding it on to every undeserving movie in order to cash in, but it's never been done like this before. The kicker? NO GLASSES!

You can play games in 3D, watch Movies in 3D, and even take photos in 3D, all without being called four eyes!

How'd they do it? Microscopic blackholes in every pixel send images into a parallel universe creating a double image that blasphemously negates the birth of Jesus and creates a 3D image for your viewing pleasure. I have no idea how it works, but it does and it does beautifully. You look down at it and see a 3D image without doing any of that MagicEye bullshit where you have to stare at a page for 20 minutes moving it closer and further until you see the kangaroo with boxing gloves.

At E3 I got a taste of playing a few games on it as well as watching movies and taking photos, all which left me thoroughly satisfied, unlike restaurants that don't offer free refills.
Come next year you can rest assured that parents all over will be going grey with stress that much faster as they try to figure out how the hell they're going to secure one for their spoiled brat for Christmas.

OMG OMG OMG

Ever want to see the world through the eyes of an insane person?
This is what Tom Cruise sees every time he closes his eyes.
WARNING: THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN







Frightened yet? Gaaaawd!!!!

O Hai!

I <3 the internet so much I <4 it.
Where would we be without it? Probably off writing Shakespeare, so that future generations can read the Cliffsnotes version of it trying to decipher what the hell our "text" language means. "Where 4-art u at R-meo? Ttyl"
The point is we'd get a lot more done without the constant cocaine-like distraction that is the internet, but why fight it? Especially when there's videos like this out there: