Mean Girls 2: Str8 2 DVD

Of course they did...

DO NOT WANT! "Stop trying to make Mean Girls 2 happen, it's not going to happen!" Well too bad, they already did it. Even though no one asked them to ruin a perfectly good movie, they decided to go ahead and make a direct-to-DVD sequel. So strap in for a basic retelling of the first movie except with different actors and an all around general sucky-ness. Cause who doesn't want a watered down low-budget version of the original movie with terrible acting? Apparently the girl with the wide-set vagina was unavailable but it appears Tim Meadows literally has nothing else to do, and agreed to be the only returning cast member from the first movie.

The two writers [that's right, it took two people to write this movie] are known for their other hits such as Charlotte's Web 2, Beethoven's 5th, and a handful of straight to video Barbie movies. Be sure to add this hot one to your Netflix queue right away cause I'm sure the one copy they'll have in stock will be flying off the shelves. Maybe if we're lucky, this franchise can go like Bring It On did. Why stop at just one terrible sequel when you can have 4 more?