Brad Pitt Stars in Getty Images Movie

Hollywood has finally created a movie entirely out of stock footage from Getty Images. Using deleted and leftover clips from Benjamin Button, they just added Brad Pitt's image into a bunch of scenes making an entirely new movie. Seemingly the studio was not concerned over the lack of a story seeing as they had Brad Pitt and pretty images, 2 out of the 3 things needed for a successful movie. Sean Penn was thrown into the mix as it was thought too much beauty would be overstimulating, kinda like that feeling you get if you try and masturbate right after you just did.

Cat Confused By Size Of Head

Most cats are quite determined to fit themselves into confined spaces like paper bags and dresser drawers, this one is special. This cat is convinced he can fit himself into a Nalgene bottle. Reach for the dream my furry friend. You know what they always say: "Shoot for the stars, and you'll land among the stars...or something like that."

Cats Playing Pattycake

Cats doing anything is already amazing enough, but one of my favorite things to do is watch them play pattycake. Not only are they standing like a people, but they usually look bored as hell doing it, and then judge you for watching them. This video features some dubbed over dialogue on what they're "really" saying while they play.

Sexiest Music Video Ever?

Most rap videos feature expensive cars and sexy women, this video has nothing of the sort. It's almost like a video game had a nightmare, ate said nightmare and then threw it up, then set that on fire. Then they took the remaining sludge and gave it to an elephant with a paint brush to paint with. Someone then used the painting to play pictionary with at an awkward dinner party where someone farted and everyone heard but no one acknowledged it. Then they took the description of the painting and a buncha 3rd graders played 'whisper down the lane' with it. The end result of that was then manifested into a music video. Enjoy.