Tuesday, June 22, 2010

WANT: Tron Legacy Lightcycle Toys

Tron Legacy is shaping up to be not only a big hit but also a cash-cow for merchandising. Disney's new wall-climbing lightcycles toys are guaranteed to scare dogs worldwide.

Using a new technology called "Magic" these remote controlled lightcycles are capable of not only freaking out your dog with its vacuum noise, but pissing off your mother by riding around on the walls she just cleaned. They also create a 6 foot long light trail perfect for Ecstacy lovers in need of a light show on their ceiling. I fully expect upon their release YouTube videos of kittens riding atop such cycles and/or chasing the light trail trying to figure out why the hell they can't catch it. Srsly.


The video also shows very confused Garrett Hedlund trying to figure out how he got stuck in an action figure. The toys should be released in October with the movie due out this Decemeber.

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