Snickers Lady Costume Even Creepier on Stick

You may have thought it was creepy when there were two small children inside it, but as it turns out this costume from the Snickers Grocery Lady Commercial is even creepier when it's on a giant stick. Not to mention the fact there are no eyeballs and the one elongated hand pointed out.

The exact costume from the commercial was just auctioned off to the charity Feeding America. It sold for $1,900 which can buy enough fun size snickers to feed a small portion of America. I've no idea what exactly is so "fun" about the fun size bars, in fact i find it much more fun enjoyable when houses give away whole candy bars. The best is when you find a house giving out King Size bars or the larger and harder to find Diabetes Size.

The mask for the costume was apparently custom made, so the lucky bidder will now own the only one in the world. Unfortunately the two children are not included :(

[Auction Link]

Daft Punk's Tron Legacy Music Video

If you hadn't heard Daft Punk composed the entire score for the new Tron: Legacy movie. They've just released a montage video for the track "Derezzed" with some amazing new footage. Watch below to see the new footage and hear the amazing music, not to mention see Garrett Hedlund get stripped down by a finger laser. The full soundtrack will be released 12/07. WANT!

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Japanese Game Teaches You How to Choke Babies

No Srsly, WTF?! Most games that try to be educational are just plain boring; however this one has a murderous twist! It's called Cooking Mama World: Babysitting Mama. A game primarily focused on cooking, now including babies? Go on......

So instead of getting paid $20 bucks an hour to watch a bratty kid, you pay someone $50 to blow pretend bubbles in the face of a creepy plush baby with an abnormally large head.

 

You'll learn valuable skills like how to insert the nunchuk portion of a Wiimote into a baby's mouth. If this does well it's rumored there'll be an expansion pack where you can invite your boyfriend over and ignore the baby while getting to third base.

Go! Bwaaah!

Go! Bwaaah!

Sexy Star Wars

Stuck on what to be for halloween? Tried a slutty version of everything already? Slave Leia has been done hundreds of times, mostly by overweight nerds at ComicCon who shouldn't be squeezing into that tight of an outfit. Well I bet you haven't tried to slut up the non-sexy characters in Star Wars yet! Lucky this site takes care of that for you:

If Darth Vadress, ChewBecca, and Storm Boober aren't good enough, perhaps you'd rather try a sexy R2D2?

Honestly I'm not sure which is worse. I've never had a desire to see R2 with a cameltoe, but I never ever pictured R2 without pants. And why so many shoes?!?!

Reminds me of this little gem:

Father & Son Send Camera to Space

A Brooklyn Dad & his kid [mostly the Dad] made a home-made device to send a camera to space. They used a weather balloon to float up into the upper stratosphere and an iPhone to track it once it landed.

Homemade Spacecraft from Luke Geissbuhler on Vimeo.

Scientists are researching other uses for this device, possibly to lift the toilet seat so guys don't have to reach down and touch it. No man wants to bend over and touch the pee-stained underbelly of the toilet seat but if we don't then women complain about pee left on the seat itself. I think the best solution here is for scientists to figure out a way for women to grow a penis, then we can all pee standing up. However we all need to remember not to poop standing up. I think I may have gotten off topic...oh yeah-SPACE!!

Nomz!

Nom nom nom nom...

Tron Legacy Sneak Peek

Tron Legacy is taking a cue from Avatar and offering audiences the chance to catch the first 20 minutes of the movie in IMAX 3D. Unlike most of the crap being put out there this movie was actually filmed in 3D.

However tickets sold out pretty much as soon as they went up so unless you own a time machine, you're shit outta pixels. The movie comes out on December 17th, but you can nab the soundtrack which was scored by Daft Punk on December 7th.

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Best Commercial Evah?!

Candy commercials have been pretty sweet recently. The Betty White Snickers commercial got an Emmy nomination. Also the Starburst ad for Berries'n'Creme with the Little Lad was a huge viral hit. Now just in time for Halloween is one of the most frightening commercials I've seen lately but for some reason cannot stop watching. A little reminiscent of Shaye Saint John anyone?

I can haz snikrz?! You can haz:

The Best 96 Seconds of Your Day

This cat srsly likes lollipops. Who can blame him? Cause we all know waiting in the middle of that blowpop which has striations that cut your tongue is some delicious gum whose flavor will last all for 20 seconds. Kudos on the amazing music choice.

Tom Hardy Will Be In Batman 3

Deadline is reporting that Tom Hardy is set to portray one of the leads in the next Christopher Nolan helmed Batman movie.

"Insiders are keeping the role secret and won't even say if he's up for a villain role, but that seems a reasonable assumption."

Let's keep our fingers crossed that he'll be playing the role of Streaker, the super villain that goes around ruining soccer games with his flopping penis of doom.

[Deadline]

New Planet Tries To Be Earth So Bad

O hai Gliese 581! Sitting a mere 20 light years away is a red dwarf star with a little planet creatively named Gliese 581g [should have been named Earth 2: 3D!]. There are over 400 known planets orbiting stars outside of our solar system; however this one in particular bears more significance than the others. The reason being that it sits right in the habitable zone which is just the right distance from its sun to allow liquid water. Any closer or further and the water would boil off or freeze. Since this distance is just right, if there is water it could also contain life, and if it contains life, it could also contain dinosaurs.

This planet is about 3-4 times as massive as ours so in order to get around, these dinosaurs would surely have invented flying cars by now. These flying auto-gyros would run on Unobtanium, a mineral which would be valued at 20 million a kilo. Obviously we'd need to steal it from them so the best way to do that is to fly to their planet, learn their ways and then blow up their hometree.

Now all this is purely speculation, there's no telling for sure if there's water on that planet. But according to the artist's depiction it looks just like Pandora and thinks it's pretty hot shit. Again speculation but if there is water scientists are pretty positive that there could be water parks, most likely with wave pools and lazy rivers.

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Harry Potter To Be Converted Back To 2D

Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Pt. 1 will now be released solely in 2D, the format in which the movie was originally filmed. WB was in the process of converting the footage to 3D but has since abandoned the process because it would not be done in time for the film's November 19th release date.

The studio is now concerned however that it will not be able to convert the 3D footage back to 2D in time. They'll have to painstakingly alter the movie frame by frame to make sure that nothing will appear like it's flying off the screen at your face. Audiences will be forced to wear sunglasses while watching in order to dull out the brightness that viewers normally experience when watching movies without 3D glasses.  Until 3D came around audiences found it impossible to distinguish objects in the foreground from those in the background. To combat this WB has been considering hanging broomsticks from strings in front of the screen and jiggling them up and down.

Alternatively there is a conversion process that tags all images throughout the film, identifying to viewers whether it's in the foreground or background. This gives people the illusion of 3D and depth without the need for cumbersome glasses. Otherwise movie goers watching a 2D version of Harry Potter might think there is a tiny 6-inch man flying next to Harry as opposed to following him in the background. Most likely the studio will release a hybrid of the movie should the conversion process not finish in time. This would be a 2D/3D version that would simply have both types of footage in it where the viewer removes and puts back on their glasses on every few seconds.

[Official Statement]

Bear Force One

Pun intended. This video is pretty much exactly what you think it will be. Meet the Bear Force, a boyband, or should I say manband from the Netherlands. They enjoy dancing in pastel polo shirts, dancing while wet, and growing bodyhair. Check out their first single Bear4ce 1:

Chimp Rapes a Frog

OMFGSRSLY. As if monkeys weren't already hilarious enough, they've now added rape to their list of amusing acts. This chimp at the Honolulu Zoo decided to use a frog as a fleshlight.

Not only is it interspecies rape, but if it's a West African frog it could possibly spontaneously change sex from male to female in a single sex environment. Meaning, it could be also mean he's raping tranny frog.

Cereal Sex

If there's one thing adults love doing it's selling sex to children. Disney is the pro at this with all the casual slip-ins on their box art or dirty suggestions when you turn the volume up all the way. But there's one market that's been untapped for too long, and that's children's breakfast cereals.

Those boxes are already ripe for seduction. They've got Military officials who want to put their berries in childrens' mouths or grown Leprechauns who constantly have children chasing after them to get a hold of their charms. Apparently a "misprint" accidentally put a phone sex line's number on a cereal box instead of a phone number that donates to charity. Sneaky, I say, sneaky. Clever girl...

Srsly: Man Denies Owning Crack Found In His Crack

A Florida man pulled over for speeding denied ownership of a bag of cocaine found in his own butt. The cop who stopped him smelled a strong scent of weed after pulling him over and decided to search the man. He discovered a bag of weed hidden in his crack. Upon further inspection of his crack, he discovered a different type of crack. According to The Smoking Gun:

"I then searched his shorts again and felt another object that was in the crack of his buttocks. I pulled the object out from the exterior of his shorts and a clear plastic baggie with a white rock substance fell to the ground." This plastic bag, a test would later determine, contained 27 pieces of crack cocaine.

Roberts quickly disavowed ownership of the cocaine. “The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is,” he claimed, adding that the crack in his crack was the property of a friend who had previously borrowed the car and left the drug on the passenger seat. Roberts explained that when he was pulled over for speeding, he concealed the second bag of narcotics.

A likely excuse, but I'm afraid your crack story has a big hole in it! Shidiot.
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Zack Snyder can haz Superman Movie

Break out the Sparkling Apple Snyder! 300 & Watchmen director Zack Snyder has been picked to direct the next Superman movie, well why not? He likes comics, superheroes and CG, so it seems like a good fit to the execs at WB. And it's not like he can make it any worse then the Bryan Singer trainwreck of a movie. Sure the entire movie is bound to be mostly CG and violence, but at least it won't be boring.

The best news is that Christopher Nolan [Dark Knight/Inception] is producing and came up with the story. It'd be better if he were directing but, keep your fingers crossed that instead it just means he'll get back to work on Batman 3. Hopefully the Superman movie will not be called Legend of the Superman: The Guardian of Earth'Oole!

Titanic 3D Poster

A deadly solar flare knocks an Ice Planet hurdling right into the path of the U.S.S.2.0 T1T@N1C during it's maiden voyage. Their only hope lies within R.O.S.E. (Robot Operating System w/ Emotions). Infused with the memories of Titanic survivor Rose Dawson, she'll stop at nothing to save the ship, that is if she control her emotions and her PMS.

Why not?! There's already a Titanic 2. And they're re-releasing both Titanic and the Star Wars movies in 3D. What's to stop them from making a 3rd, in THREE Dimensions?! You know a series gets good when they set it in space.

Hello R2!

This is an artist's rendition of a Hello Kitty version of R2D2. Aside from being adorable it's powered entirely by hugs and compliments.