Apple has unveiled their latest device to make searching for porn faster, easier, and more efficient. The device utilizes gesture-based controls which porn users are already quite familiar with. No longer will your right hand be jealous of all the gestures your left hand is doing while looking at pornography. Finally it's multi-touch for the user who loves to touch.The trackpad is basically a larger version of the already familiar laptop version. The difference is this is for your desktop computer, meaning you can watch porn on a larger screen while using the device. It recognizes gestures that at-home computer users would simulate doing in the event they were actually having intercourse with another human being. Things like using using their fingers to swipe, pinch, and rub.
The trackpad has a thin metal and glass surface that is easy to clean should any substances come in contact with it. And seeing as it's a wireless device that uses a bluetooth signal, users can easily surf for porn away from their desk. Finally giving people the freedom to fast forward to that one part in the video they like whilst making love to a fleshlight stuck between their mattress and box-spring.
The Magic Trackpad retails for $69. Teehee. [Apple]
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