Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Cat Yodeling
There may be some subtle annoyance from your cat, but no more than they give you when waking you up at 6 am to sleep on your face and meow for food. It should be noted this should not be tried on all animals, especially raccoons.
Monday, August 30, 2010
All Hail Scuba Cat
Why can't all the news be like this? Murders, Rapes, Politics, who cares, there's a fucking cat with a fishbowl on it's head scuba diving in a pool!!! Next stop the ocean. The perfect way for a cat to get a firsthand look at all teh fishies!
Gooby
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Revenge of the Cat
Cats in things. Ur doin it wrong
Poor Lola was trapped in this bin for 15 hours before her owners found her crying for help. The insane woman as been identified as the Queen of Garbage: Mary Bale. This kooky English nitwit described her actions as a "split second of misjudgement." Sure, that's why she looked around to make sure no one was watching. Boo this woman! BOO!
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Let's put this cat in a bucket
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Talking Shells!
MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON from Dean Fleischer-Camp on Vimeo.
Saturday, August 14, 2010
OMG SRSLY BRB!!1!
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Chloe
Batman Pug
Upception Trlr
Monday, August 9, 2010
Happy Sequential Day!
Today is 8-9-10. Only one more month until 9-02-10. Following that will be 10-10-10. Personally I'm looking forward to 10-10-220 so I can start saving on my collect calls.
Super Happy Pizza Dance!!1!
Tom Hardy still kind of gay, sort of...
Apparently the interview with Tom Hardy talking about his past sexual experiences with men was taken out of context, and also took place in 2008. His interview was with the UK's Attitude Magazine and the full quote is below:
Have you ever had any sexual relations with men?
As a boy? Of course I have. I'm an actor for *beep*'s sake. I'm an artist. I've played with everything and everyone. But I'm not into men sexually. I love the form and the physicality but the gay sex bit does nothing for me. In the same way as a wet vagina would turn someone else into a lemon-sucking freak. To me it just doesn't compute now I'm into my 30s and it doesn't do it for me and I'm done experimenting.
Have you done it all?
Not all but I can imagine. We've all got an *beep* and I can imagine. It just doesn't do it for me, sex with another man. But there's plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I don't think I'm metrosexual but I'm definitely my mother's son. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.
Read more: EOnline
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Pedo-Yogi-Bear
Somewhere out there a copywriter thought this was a good idea. Not only that, but advertising producers and a movie studio executive thought so as well. The truth is multiple levels of people approved a poster for a children's movie featuring a bear behind another one talking about coming in bears while making a surprised orgasm face.
Bravo. Here I thought this movie was going to be some cheesy throwaway kids movie, when in fact we're in store for a hardcore rauchy adult CG movie featuring some nasty furry homo-bear sex. It all makes sense now. I mean what sort of heterosexual bear has picnics all the time? And who is Boo Boo trying to fool with that lavender bow-tie? Plus they're naked around eachother all the time. Can't wait till this Christmas when they "Bear it all!" The anticipation should be nearly unbearable.
WOMAN PUBLISHES BOOK ENTIRELY IN CAPS
According to the table of contents the first chapter alone is 116 pages and Chapter 8 is called, "WHEN DOES LIFE BEGAN??"
It baffles me that people put serious time and effort to physically publish this book. More baffling is to how anyone can read all 650 pages of caps without their eyes bleeding.
[Amazon]
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO HUSB, CAUSE THEY MARRYING ERVRYBODY OUT HERE!
Queen of Vagina - The Vagina Song
Warning: this song is incredibly catchy. In fact I just overheard one of my coworkers singing "Vag-vaga-vagina," be sure to crank up the speakers.
I Am Not A Princess - Marina & The Diamonds
Marina herself has already seen it and gives it a very accurate description.
Those of you patient enough, I highly suggest watching in HD. It's shot on a RED camera so it's worth it.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Trio of Tri's with Pluto
Someone had to do it. In the same vain of the Three Wolf Moon shirt, someone came out with three Triceratops howling at Pluto shirt. That'll show those scientist what's what! Look fashionable while simultaneously being completely out of date.
Cats VS. Treadmill
New Apple Trackpad makes browsing Porn easier
The trackpad is basically a larger version of the already familiar laptop version. The difference is this is for your desktop computer, meaning you can watch porn on a larger screen while using the device. It recognizes gestures that at-home computer users would simulate doing in the event they were actually having intercourse with another human being. Things like using using their fingers to swipe, pinch, and rub.
The trackpad has a thin metal and glass surface that is easy to clean should any substances come in contact with it. And seeing as it's a wireless device that uses a bluetooth signal, users can easily surf for porn away from their desk. Finally giving people the freedom to fast forward to that one part in the video they like whilst making love to a fleshlight stuck between their mattress and box-spring.
The Magic Trackpad retails for $69. Teehee. [Apple]
Monday, August 2, 2010
Tina Fey, the early years
Mutual Savings Bank - "Hi!" - Featuring Tina Fey from Purple Onion Films on Vimeo.