The copy on this poster reads: "Great things come in bears."Somewhere out there a copywriter thought this was a good idea. Not only that, but advertising producers and a movie studio executive thought so as well. The truth is multiple levels of people approved a poster for a children's movie featuring a bear behind another one talking about coming in bears while making a surprised orgasm face.
Bravo. Here I thought this movie was going to be some cheesy throwaway kids movie, when in fact we're in store for a hardcore rauchy adult CG movie featuring some nasty furry homo-bear sex. It all makes sense now. I mean what sort of heterosexual bear has picnics all the time? And who is Boo Boo trying to fool with that lavender bow-tie? Plus they're naked around eachother all the time. Can't wait till this Christmas when they "Bear it all!" The anticipation should be nearly unbearable.
