British Gorilla Takes A Dainty Bath

If movies taught me anything its that apes aren't just dirty, they're damned dirty. So naturally they need some tub time, and who better to bathe them than a spritely British woman?!

This here gorilla is accompanied by his chimpanzee friend and they further proves the theory that apes are endlessly entertaining & should be videotaped at all times. In fact put a bunch of monkeys together in a house at the Jersey Shore and not will they eventually write Shakespeare but you'll have a hit reality show on your hands. And lets be honest if you mute the real jersey shore and compare it to footage of apes fighting it's very hard to tell the difference. That is aside from all the throwing of feces, the reality show folk have a lot more poop tossing.

Puddi Puddi for 10 Hours

Got 10 hours to kills? Why not sit back and watch a Japanese commercial for self-cannibalistic pudding on loop?!

Giga Pudding is  basically a giant tub of pudding you make at home, because we know all the best desserts come in tub form. Gelatin is most useful substance as when it shakes it reminds you of a fat woman's thighs and can also alert you of impending velociraptor attacks when placed on a spoon.

Kitteh Snorgle Hug

This is by far one of the best cuddle puddles of baby-soft fur I've ever seen. Not only is the sleeping kitteh dreaming of frolicking through the catnip fields of Naboo, but it thinks it can run after imaginary mice filled with what one can only assume is tender vittles instead of blood.

Warning: this cuteness is actually just a malicious reminder that there's no one around to love and hug is like this.

Slow Loris With A Tiny Umbrella

There are certain things in life that go so perfectly together: Peanut Butter & Jelly, Bacon & Eggs, Spaghetti & Meatballs, Cats & Things they're too big to fit in. Though mostly food related, there's another non-delicious pair that makes perfect sense: Slow Lorises & Tiny Umbrellas.

First off any animal that has the word "slow" as part of it's name is okay in my book. In fact I think we need more descriptions in animals' names. Stuff like fast cheetah, squishy panda, or rapey duck.

Cats Playing Pattycake

Cats doing anything is already amazing enough, but one of my favorite things to do is watch them play pattycake. Not only are they standing like a people, but they usually look bored as hell doing it, and then judge you for watching them. This video features some dubbed over dialogue on what they're "really" saying while they play.

Nomz!

Nom nom nom nom...

Hello R2!

This is an artist's rendition of a Hello Kitty version of R2D2. Aside from being adorable it's powered entirely by hugs and compliments.

Elephant can haz harmonica?!

You can haz. This lil baby Elliefan is not only playing a harmonica, but dancing at the same time. That's more talent than most of our current popstars. Not only does he write all of his music but he did all of the choreography himself. Check it out, awwww:

All Hail Scuba Cat

Why can't all the news be like this? Murders, Rapes, Politics, who cares, there's a fucking cat with a fishbowl on it's head scuba diving in a pool!!! Next stop the ocean. The perfect way for a cat to get a firsthand look at all teh fishies!

Dis iz moar liek it

In order to sell more fishsticks Mrs. Paul's took the genius approach of filming a drunk 6 year old. This makes me question why more food doesn't come in stick and/or pocket form.

OMFG! Adorable remake of At-At Dog

As if the original video wasn't cute enough. Someone went ahead and made an At-At costume for their dog and recreated the video.