Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Sexy Star Wars

Stuck on what to be for halloween? Tried a slutty version of everything already? Slave Leia has been done hundreds of times, mostly by overweight nerds at ComicCon who shouldn't be squeezing into that tight of an outfit. Well I bet you haven't tried to slut up the non-sexy characters in Star Wars yet! Lucky this site takes care of that for you:


If Darth Vadress, ChewBecca, and Storm Boober aren't good enough, perhaps you'd rather try a sexy R2D2?


Honestly I'm not sure which is worse. I've never had a desire to see R2 with a cameltoe, but I never ever pictured R2 without pants. And why so many shoes?!?!

Reminds me of this little gem:

Friday, October 1, 2010

Hello R2!


This is an artist's rendition of a Hello Kitty version of R2D2. Aside from being adorable it's powered entirely by hugs and compliments.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Jar Jar Will Finally Be Annoying in 3-Dimensions

It's been a long wait. I know since the Episodes I-III of the Star Wars movies have come out people have been thinking, "How can we pay more to see these awful movies?" It wasn't enough to see Jar Jar being annoying in 2 Dimensions, I want him to actually be in my face while he's acting all "in my face." I've been dreaming of seeing Yoda in 3D so I can see every poorly rendered nook and cranny that could have been easily replaced by a real puppet. Just think of how much more dis-believable he'll be when you watch him in THREE dimensions!


You'll get to experience the grand computer generated landscapes under the dull tint of 3D glasses. No longer will you have to feel emotionally disconnected with every character in 2D. No one will be able to say that George Lucas' characters are one dimensional as you view them in three dimensions!
 
All six films are slated to be converted to 3D with The Phantom Menace in line to be re-released in early 2012. The others would hit theaters in order each consecutive year. Basically that means you can just wait until 2015 to see any of them when A New Hope is released.

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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Chewbacca hunts Nazis with Crossbow while riding a Squirrel, Srsly.

Epic awesomeness that's sure to give you a blowgasm. I feel like this warrants its own religion. Someone go build a church right now out of tampons & Skittles so we can begin worship.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Staw Rars! Adidas Commercial

The new Adidas Originals commercial smartly makes no references to the newer Star Wars trilogy. The redone Cantina scene features celebrities such as Daft Punk, Snoop Dog, a Steve Jobs look-a-like, and David Beckham who proves it's impossible for him to look unattractive. Rest assured the creepy smiling devil is still featured.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

OMFG! Adorable remake of At-At Dog

As if the original video wasn't cute enough. Someone went ahead and made an At-At costume for their dog and recreated the video.

Monday, June 28, 2010

I can haz At-At?

Ever wanted to know what it'd be like if they bred At-At's into small domesticated animals? They're lethal at 8 months, and I do mean lethal.
Then check out this guy's vision: