Dogs love to misbehave, but dear lord are they terrible liars. Did you eat a wrapper from the trashcan? No. Did you poop in my shoe? No. Did you delete Top Chef from my DVR? No. BULLSHIT!
Well this pup in particular fancies a little cross-species dining, but the thing all dogs are terrible at is hiding the evidence. They'd get away with a lot more if they finally decided to take after cats and sprout thumbs instead of using their chompers to tear through everything. The thing that makes this dog even more special is the amount of catholic guilt he shows when confronted with his crime. I think I see some actual tears there. SHAME! SHAME THE SINNER!
