DO NOT WANT: Urine Eggs

Srsly China, WTF?! Why is it that when something is just plain gross and should not be eaten, people consider it a delicacy? Snails, chocolate covered insects, moldy cheese, live octopus...sick-gross-puke-vomit. Well in Dongyang, Zhejiang Province of China their local delicacy are eggs that have been soaked and boiled in prepubescent boy urine.

That's right, the eggs are left to soak in the urine of little boys under ten, then cracked, soaked, and simmer all day. To most residents they consider it to be the smell of spring. If that's the case then the subways must smell like heaven to them.

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Doggie Dyes

Are you dying to dye your doggie? Of course you are. There are easier ways to have a panda or tiger as a pet then robbing a zoo. Simply take one unwilling dog and bleach the hell out of it! Plus they're much easier to potty train than the actual animals.

For further humiliation, you can make your dog look as if it's wearing a bikini backwards or is a Ninja Turtle. Pet owners in China are spending loads to turn their pooches into ferocious toygers and pandogs. Some pet stores even going as far to dye cats to resemble more popular breeds of kittehs.

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