Puddi Puddi for 10 Hours

Got 10 hours to kills? Why not sit back and watch a Japanese commercial for self-cannibalistic pudding on loop?!

Giga Pudding is  basically a giant tub of pudding you make at home, because we know all the best desserts come in tub form. Gelatin is most useful substance as when it shakes it reminds you of a fat woman's thighs and can also alert you of impending velociraptor attacks when placed on a spoon.

Snickers Lady Costume Even Creepier on Stick

You may have thought it was creepy when there were two small children inside it, but as it turns out this costume from the Snickers Grocery Lady Commercial is even creepier when it's on a giant stick. Not to mention the fact there are no eyeballs and the one elongated hand pointed out.

The exact costume from the commercial was just auctioned off to the charity Feeding America. It sold for $1,900 which can buy enough fun size snickers to feed a small portion of America. I've no idea what exactly is so "fun" about the fun size bars, in fact i find it much more fun enjoyable when houses give away whole candy bars. The best is when you find a house giving out King Size bars or the larger and harder to find Diabetes Size.

The mask for the costume was apparently custom made, so the lucky bidder will now own the only one in the world. Unfortunately the two children are not included :(

[Auction Link]

Best Commercial Evah?!

Candy commercials have been pretty sweet recently. The Betty White Snickers commercial got an Emmy nomination. Also the Starburst ad for Berries'n'Creme with the Little Lad was a huge viral hit. Now just in time for Halloween is one of the most frightening commercials I've seen lately but for some reason cannot stop watching. A little reminiscent of Shaye Saint John anyone?

I can haz snikrz?! You can haz:

Old Spice Commercial gets Emmy Nom Nom Nom

You've prolly seen it, but this commercial which was all done in one take has just been Nom-inated for an Emmy.

Also nommed was Betty White's Snickers Commercial:

If only this gem had made the cut:

Staw Rars! Adidas Commercial

The new Adidas Originals commercial smartly makes no references to the newer Star Wars trilogy. The redone Cantina scene features celebrities such as Daft Punk, Snoop Dog, a Steve Jobs look-a-like, and David Beckham who proves it's impossible for him to look unattractive. Rest assured the creepy smiling devil is still featured.

Dis iz moar liek it

In order to sell more fishsticks Mrs. Paul's took the genius approach of filming a drunk 6 year old. This makes me question why more food doesn't come in stick and/or pocket form.

teh Gap

Because it's Monday, why not?

I say we bring back homogeneity. Cause let's face it we'll all be wearing the same thing in the future anyways. How do I know this? Cause Wall-E says so. And Pixar would never lie to us, would they? The future will also be run entirely on Macs. Better start making your account on Cupidtino.com now!