Showing posts with label Music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Music. Show all posts

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Puddi Puddi for 10 Hours

Got 10 hours to kills? Why not sit back and watch a Japanese commercial for self-cannibalistic pudding on loop?!


Giga Pudding is  basically a giant tub of pudding you make at home, because we know all the best desserts come in tub form. Gelatin is most useful substance as when it shakes it reminds you of a fat woman's thighs and can also alert you of impending velociraptor attacks when placed on a spoon.



Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Teenage Girl Ruins the Word Friday

Willow Smith apparently made it okay for spoiled teenage girls everywhere with access to auto-tune and daddy's money to make a "music" video where they simply describe what they're doing.


So this girl Rebecca Black has made what might be one of the stupidest music videos ever, though she does have some stiff competish:
Losing You
So Cold in the D
My Jeans

The main difference is nowadays these "singers" have bigger budgets, an unhealthy obsession with auto-tune, and braces-clad back up dancers. If you close your eyes and listen is sounds just like Ke$ha which leads me to believe that she and Rebecca Black are the SAME ROBOT!!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Sexiest Music Video Ever?


Most rap videos feature expensive cars and sexy women, this video has nothing of the sort. It's almost like a video game had a nightmare, ate said nightmare and then threw it up, then set that on fire. Then they took the remaining sludge and gave it to an elephant with a paint brush to paint with. Someone then used the painting to play pictionary with at an awkward dinner party where someone farted and everyone heard but no one acknowledged it. Then they took the description of the painting and a buncha 3rd graders played 'whisper down the lane' with it. The end result of that was then manifested into a music video. Enjoy.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Tron soundtrack can haz glowey Daft Punk poster!

People who pre-order the Tron Legacy soundtrack will get an extra little gift. Along with some amazing new music from Daft Punk you can haz a poster that also glows in teh darwk! This is important so you don't boop your nose on the wall.

The CD drops on Dec. 7th, however the poster is only included if you pre-order the physical CD, not digital download. The physical CD also comes with a digital download and immediate download of the track Derezzed. It's available for $35 on the Tron Soundtrack website.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Daft Punk's Tron Legacy Music Video


If you hadn't heard Daft Punk composed the entire score for the new Tron: Legacy movie. They've just released a montage video for the track "Derezzed" with some amazing new footage. Watch below to see the new footage and hear the amazing music, not to mention see Garrett Hedlund get stripped down by a finger laser. The full soundtrack will be released 12/07. WANT!


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Saturday, October 9, 2010

Bear Force One


Pun intended. This video is pretty much exactly what you think it will be. Meet the Bear Force, a boyband, or should I say manband from the Netherlands. They enjoy dancing in pastel polo shirts, dancing while wet, and growing bodyhair. Check out their first single Bear4ce 1:

Friday, September 24, 2010

Katy Perry Shows Elmo Her BJ Face

 Whore-Galore Katy Perry recently took a break from shagging Russel Brand's janky bones to appear on an episode of Sesame Street. More like Seasame Street Corner, ooh! 

She did a re-tuned version of "Hot N Cold" with Elmo where she sings about how much she wants to "play" with him. Watch the video below to see her ridiculous cleavage.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

WENDY'S: A 90s Training Musical

Ever wonder what it'd be like to be a Wendy's employee in the 90s? Well wonder no more!!

The following videos are very real training vids that Wendy's showed in the early 90s to, you guessed it, train new employees. Complete with bad graphics, terrible singing, and a recurring uncomfortable Asian employee.


Discover the wonder of Cold Drinks, Hot Drinks, Grill Skills & Chili Can Be Served with Cheese.






Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Let's put this cat in a bucket

Cats love being inside tiny things. Why not aide them in their pursuit and sing about it at the same time? You could spend tons of money on a carpeted kitty tower that you'll just end up hanging your laundry on. OR you can just give them the bag in which you carried all their expensive catnip infused toys in or a box and they're just as happy.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

I can haz Kylie Minogue!?

You can haz.

Thank you Kylie. Thank you for making what is not only one of my new favorite [or favourite in the UK)] albums but also an incredible CD to get everyone in the Summer spirits. All hail the goddess of Pop.

Not since Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill, has an album come out where nearly all the songs are perfect singles. Albeit this CD is much more "Let's put on eyeliner and go clubbing" rather than "Let's poke out eyes and go clubbing...baby seals." The whole CD is so good you won't even want to pirate it!

Check out the video below for a Megamix of a couple songs on Aphrodite.


[Click Here] for the official video of her first single "All The Lovers"

It's basically showing what would happen if everyone on ChatRoulette gathered in Downtown LA.

Plz see Sia

Aussie artist Sia has released a new album "We Are Born." Her first single "Clap Your Hands" now has a very trippy and interesting video that looks like it was directed by Lisa Frank.
For those of you unfamiliar with her I highly suggest these tracks as well:



Or if you're feeling a bit more in the mood to pop some Xanax and eat ice cream may I recommend:

Friday, July 2, 2010

4th of July British style!

4th of July is just around the corner, yet we still sit here patiently waiting for ID4-2: National Monuments Fight Back. Until then, what better way to celebrate Independence Day than with an amazing British artist decked out in American flags singing about Hollywood?!

You can haz: Marina & The Diamonds. Keep an eye out for this one cause she's got some tal-ent and can also do jazz hands.