Norwegian Rebecca Black

One of the best things about the internet is anyone can upload anything they want. One of the worst things about the internet is anyone can upload anything they want.

This little diva "sings" about how she doesn't want to be a "Crappy Housewife." Well does she want to be a prostitute? Cause she's dressed for that. Thanks to Rebecca Black, every banshee with a tone deaf voice and group of female friends that are less attractive than them thinks they should be a pop star. The real question here is, "Is she singing? Or trying to hold back a sneeze?"

Nothing says "Luxury" like rolling into an empty night club at 2 PM. Luckily it was filmed in HD, cause that's classy. Only a matter of time before every one of these babies is in 3D.

Teenage Girl Ruins the Word Friday

Willow Smith apparently made it okay for spoiled teenage girls everywhere with access to auto-tune and daddy's money to make a "music" video where they simply describe what they're doing.

So this girl Rebecca Black has made what might be one of the stupidest music videos ever, though she does have some stiff competish:
Losing You
So Cold in the D
My Jeans

The main difference is nowadays these "singers" have bigger budgets, an unhealthy obsession with auto-tune, and braces-clad back up dancers. If you close your eyes and listen is sounds just like Ke$ha which leads me to believe that she and Rebecca Black are the SAME ROBOT!!