Nigel Thornberry Remixes

Tim Curry is an amazing actor known for his roles such as Pennywise the clown in IT, Wadsworth in CLUE, or that creepy Tranny from Rocky Horror. Some of you may know him as the voice of Nigel Thornberry from Nickelodeon's The Wild Thornberrys, but I'm sure most of you had no idea that Nigel is a talented recording artist.

Through the magic of nerds with too much time on their hands comes the amazing remixed versions of your favorite hits! These are for anyone who's listened to Katy Perry and thought, "This song would be so much better if a second garbled incoherent voice were added in." Personally I think it makes her music sound better to have a clear operatically trained voice in the mix. Nigel is able to hit those nasally notes with ease and his lyrics are not only amazing and well thought out, but they're truly inspiring.

Nigel also had the pleasure of working with Lady Gaga to put a new twist on a classic.

Norwegian Rebecca Black

One of the best things about the internet is anyone can upload anything they want. One of the worst things about the internet is anyone can upload anything they want.

This little diva "sings" about how she doesn't want to be a "Crappy Housewife." Well does she want to be a prostitute? Cause she's dressed for that. Thanks to Rebecca Black, every banshee with a tone deaf voice and group of female friends that are less attractive than them thinks they should be a pop star. The real question here is, "Is she singing? Or trying to hold back a sneeze?"

Nothing says "Luxury" like rolling into an empty night club at 2 PM. Luckily it was filmed in HD, cause that's classy. Only a matter of time before every one of these babies is in 3D.

Teenage Girl Ruins the Word Friday

Willow Smith apparently made it okay for spoiled teenage girls everywhere with access to auto-tune and daddy's money to make a "music" video where they simply describe what they're doing.

So this girl Rebecca Black has made what might be one of the stupidest music videos ever, though she does have some stiff competish:
Losing You
So Cold in the D
My Jeans

The main difference is nowadays these "singers" have bigger budgets, an unhealthy obsession with auto-tune, and braces-clad back up dancers. If you close your eyes and listen is sounds just like Ke$ha which leads me to believe that she and Rebecca Black are the SAME ROBOT!!

Sexiest Music Video Ever?

Most rap videos feature expensive cars and sexy women, this video has nothing of the sort. It's almost like a video game had a nightmare, ate said nightmare and then threw it up, then set that on fire. Then they took the remaining sludge and gave it to an elephant with a paint brush to paint with. Someone then used the painting to play pictionary with at an awkward dinner party where someone farted and everyone heard but no one acknowledged it. Then they took the description of the painting and a buncha 3rd graders played 'whisper down the lane' with it. The end result of that was then manifested into a music video. Enjoy.