ZOMG!1! 2nd Harry Potter Trailer!

This ain't no trailer trash, this is friggin epic. Remember when Harry Potter used to be all magical and whimsical, tra la la?

Well now there's death, lightning, and Harry Potter cross dressers. Just drop what you're doing AND GO WATCH!

[Apple Trailers]

Google Instant (Does not make coffee)

Internet users can no longer be bothered to type full sentences. We want results and we want them 2-5 seconds ago! Thats why Google now introduces Google Instant. Instead of the trivial task of pressing "Enter" Google begins to instantly search and update whatever you're typing with each keystroke.

According to Google: "Using Google Instant can save 2-5 seconds per search. If everyone uses Google Instant globally, we estimate this will save more than 3.5 billion seconds a day. That’s 11 hours saved every second." Finally web users will have more time to browse for pornography and videos of cats. Google Instant also makes it more accessible for the elderly to be offended by the suggested searches in auto-complete.

[Google Instant]

Fire Tornado

How do you make a tornado more awesome than it already is? Light it on fire! It's like mother nature on her period! Check out the video below for some footage of the flaming blowgasm. All the more reason to make Twister 2: Flaming Cows.

I Am Not A Princess - Marina & The Diamonds

O.M.G. Check out this amazing fan-made video for the talented new artist Marina & The Diamonds that will give you a blowgasm. It's a take on your favorite Princess stories and classic Fairy Tales but with a twist, one you don't have to sit through an awful M. Night Shyamalan movie for!

Marina herself has already seen it and gives it a very accurate description.


Those of you patient enough, I highly suggest watching in HD. It's shot on a RED camera so it's worth it.

Be sure to check out Eugene Lee Yang's other videos on his YouTube page including the popular Lady GaGa video, also seen by the Lady herself. This director's going places!

Chewbacca hunts Nazis with Crossbow while riding a Squirrel, Srsly.

Epic awesomeness that's sure to give you a blowgasm. I feel like this warrants its own religion. Someone go build a church right now out of tampons & Skittles so we can begin worship.

Old Spice Commercial gets Emmy Nom Nom Nom

You've prolly seen it, but this commercial which was all done in one take has just been Nom-inated for an Emmy.

Also nommed was Betty White's Snickers Commercial:

If only this gem had made the cut:

Harry Poster

What started as a kid's movie has now slowly morphed into an NC-17 rated horror flick. And I like it. Is anyone else as turned on by this poster as me?

[Click here for hi-res]

The bottom of the poster assures us that the movie will be released in 3D, and also shown in 2D Theaters [Otherwise known as "Theaters"]

For a look back to the past to see just how far we've come [since AOL Keywords], check out this side by side comparison:

Staw Rars! Adidas Commercial

The new Adidas Originals commercial smartly makes no references to the newer Star Wars trilogy. The redone Cantina scene features celebrities such as Daft Punk, Snoop Dog, a Steve Jobs look-a-like, and David Beckham who proves it's impossible for him to look unattractive. Rest assured the creepy smiling devil is still featured.

O Hai 3rd Dimension!

Nintendo, which is Japanese for "Insert Money", has developed their next device to get children to ignore their parents, avoid their homework, and neglect their pets in favor of virtual ones who don't have bowel movements.

It's called the 3DS *ooooooh!*

Aside from being shiny, the 3DS also offers 3D gaming on a portable handheld that's sure to give you a blowgasm. While 3D is nothing new, movie studios have been adding it on to every undeserving movie in order to cash in, but it's never been done like this before. The kicker? NO GLASSES!

You can play games in 3D, watch Movies in 3D, and even take photos in 3D, all without being called four eyes!

How'd they do it? Microscopic blackholes in every pixel send images into a parallel universe creating a double image that blasphemously negates the birth of Jesus and creates a 3D image for your viewing pleasure. I have no idea how it works, but it does and it does beautifully. You look down at it and see a 3D image without doing any of that MagicEye bullshit where you have to stare at a page for 20 minutes moving it closer and further until you see the kangaroo with boxing gloves.

At E3 I got a taste of playing a few games on it as well as watching movies and taking photos, all which left me thoroughly satisfied, unlike restaurants that don't offer free refills.
Come next year you can rest assured that parents all over will be going grey with stress that much faster as they try to figure out how the hell they're going to secure one for their spoiled brat for Christmas.