Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Google Instant (Does not make coffee)
Internet users can no longer be bothered to type full sentences. We want results and we want them 2-5 seconds ago! Thats why Google now introduces Google Instant. Instead of the trivial task of pressing "Enter" Google begins to instantly search and update whatever you're typing with each keystroke.
According to Google: "Using Google Instant can save 2-5 seconds per search. If everyone uses Google Instant globally, we estimate this will save more than 3.5 billion seconds a day. That’s 11 hours saved every second." Finally web users will have more time to browse for pornography and videos of cats. Google Instant also makes it more accessible for the elderly to be offended by the suggested searches in auto-complete.
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