Now you can finally ride side-saddle like a dainty lady! Too long have bikes been uncomfortably forcing us to face the direction we're going. Not a problem any longer! With this new sideways bike you can awkwardly manage to steer with the ever present danger of falling backward with no means of stopping your momentum other than hitting the unforgiving pavement.
Feel like getting in the holiday spirit? Just attach a broomstick, don a pointy hat and - viola! Instant spooky witch!! Normal bikes have the cumbersome burden of being able to move fast and change gears. Who needs those fancy features when you can go spread eagle on this bad boy?
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