Maru & Various Paper Bags

Maru wins as best cat ever. He refuses to conform to labels or to spatial limitations of various packaging products.

Witness the miracle of paper bag birth as he single-headedly attempts to both hide and attack from his impenetrable paper barrier.

Kitteh Snorgle Hug

This is by far one of the best cuddle puddles of baby-soft fur I've ever seen. Not only is the sleeping kitteh dreaming of frolicking through the catnip fields of Naboo, but it thinks it can run after imaginary mice filled with what one can only assume is tender vittles instead of blood.

Warning: this cuteness is actually just a malicious reminder that there's no one around to love and hug is like this.

Guilty Cat is Guilty

We all know dogs are terrible liars, but this cat can't hide his guilt any better than he tries to hide his poop in the litter box. He thought he had the perfect crime: owner is out, sprouts on windowsill left unattended, attack with "pat-pat-pat" action...His fatal mistake was that there was no dog around to blame it on.

At least when dog's misbehave it's usually because they're trying to get food they're not supposed to have, but with cats its more so a not so friendly reminder of how good they are at destroying things just cause. Maybe now you'll think twice before coming home without any tender vittles.

Cat VS. Toothbrush

If the cat wins...so does gingivitis. Most cats hate pretty much everything: dogs, water, being awake, prolonged hugs, but this cat has got it out for an ultrasonic plaque fighter. Much like a cat on a cactus the only attack it has is a series of rapid paw slaps. *PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT!*

Let's hope he doesn't find what's in the sock drawer.

Secret Kitten

What could be better than a kitten cuddle puddle? How about a secret hidden kitten. It's like a "Seek 'n Find", only better cause it's fluffy and purrs. Plus you don't have to worry about that asshole kid from your dentist's office that circles the boot hidden in the outline of the tree in pen so that no one else in the waiting room can enjoy their copy of Highlights Magazine. Hope that kid has a cavity...

Kitteh + Gator = Frenemies

This cat plays "I boop ur nose" with a hungry gator, then has a good ol' fashioned staring contest. Who will win? Will the kitteh get nommed, or will the gator haz a sad tummy?

Fat Cat + Pot

Ever wanted to see a cat with muffin top? Then watch these videos. This delightfully plump cat attempts to fit into a large pot that isn't quite large enough. What could be inside that has this cat so intrigued? Is it some catnip to nom on, or a piece of string? Or maybe its just a sanctuary to get away and binge on tender vittles without those judging eyes constantly watching, saying "You sure you wanna eat that? Didn't you just have a whole can of Fancy Feast AND a mouse?"

Kittens vs. Egg, FIGHT!

Someone cue the Mortal Kombat music and start mashing buttons till you have an indented "A" in your thumb.

Easter comes early this year for this kittehs as they fight bravely against a deadly Easter egg. POUNCE!!

Hardcore Kitteh

Hardcore Kitteh needs no parachute.