Chief U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker ruled that California's Gay Marriage ban was unconstitutional today. Too long has the institution of Marriage been reserved for bickering straight couples. Gays will finally know what it's like to slowly meld into a sexless relationship of hate that you stay in for the kids so that they can grow up to resent you for arguing all the time. Finally we can experience the bitter joys of divorce that over 50% of married straight couples get to experience. Gays can now rejoice, but not too much, we still have a long way to go before we can start marrying our cats.
...O Hai!
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO HUSB, CAUSE THEY MARRYING ERVRYBODY OUT HERE!
Chief U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker ruled that California's Gay Marriage ban was unconstitutional today. Too long has the institution of Marriage been reserved for bickering straight couples. Gays will finally know what it's like to slowly meld into a sexless relationship of hate that you stay in for the kids so that they can grow up to resent you for arguing all the time. Finally we can experience the bitter joys of divorce that over 50% of married straight couples get to experience. Gays can now rejoice, but not too much, we still have a long way to go before we can start marrying our cats.
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