Showing posts with label Book. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Book. Show all posts

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Hunger Games can haz Director?


The Hunger Games Trilogy will be the next big book-to-film adaptation [hopefully if done right]. The final book in the series: Mockingjay has just been released, but those already done with it will have something new to look forward to. The rights to the books were bought by the studio Lionsgate and there's been a few names popping up about the potential directors that are meeting with Kittyfence. My top favorite is Rupert Sanders who recently directed live-action Halo 3: ODST commercials. His work so far has the capacity to accurately portray the gritty, vicious, post-apocalyptic world that is the Hunger Games.


Other names in the running include:
Gary Ross - Pleasantville, Seabiscuit
Sam Mendes - American Beauty, Jarhead
David Slade - Hard Candy, 30 Days of Night
Andrew Adamson - The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, Shrek 1&2
Susanna White - Nanny McPhee Returns

An official director should be attached soon!

[Hunger Games - Deadline Hollywood]

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Cats in things. Ur doin it wrong

I know I said putting cats in things is great, but this is the absolute wrong way to do it. FAIL.
The right way is to put them in things like bags and boxes, you know things that are small and most importantly, DON'T HAVE LIDS.



Poor Lola was trapped in this bin for 15 hours before her owners found her crying for help. The insane woman as been identified as the Queen of Garbage: Mary Bale. This kooky English nitwit described her actions as a "split second of misjudgement." Sure, that's why she looked around to make sure no one was watching. Boo this woman! BOO!


Thursday, August 5, 2010

WOMAN PUBLISHES BOOK ENTIRELY IN CAPS

NO JOKE, SRSLY!

For a paltry $135 you can purchase this book which not only is written entirely in caps but has innumerable spelling and: grammatical errors, even in the title. The cover features a woman looking like she had no idea she's posing for the cover of a book.

According to the table of contents the first chapter alone is 116 pages and Chapter 8 is called, "WHEN DOES LIFE BEGAN??"

It baffles me that people put serious time and effort to physically publish this book. More baffling is to how anyone can read all 650 pages of caps without their eyes bleeding.
[Amazon]