Drunken Baby Trashes Bar

Yes it's as good as it sounds. Drunken babies may be up there on par with chimpanzees. Except with chimps taking the lead because they not only poop everywhere, but they throw it as well. I don't think babies have the hand/eye coordination or even poop consistency to accurately throw their own feces, so that's why they're inferior. Regardless "drunken" babies are an endless possibility of comedy. Here is a trailer for a short film called "Las Palmas" and further proof that exploiting your children on film is a great idea.



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Japanese Game Teaches You How to Choke Babies

No Srsly, WTF?! Most games that try to be educational are just plain boring; however this one has a murderous twist! It's called Cooking Mama World: Babysitting Mama. A game primarily focused on cooking, now including babies? Go on......

So instead of getting paid $20 bucks an hour to watch a bratty kid, you pay someone $50 to blow pretend bubbles in the face of a creepy plush baby with an abnormally large head.

 

You'll learn valuable skills like how to insert the nunchuk portion of a Wiimote into a baby's mouth. If this does well it's rumored there'll be an expansion pack where you can invite your boyfriend over and ignore the baby while getting to third base.

Suicidal Baby Crawls Into Traffic

This baby had had enough. He was tired of other babies calling him fat, making fun of his XL Huggies & saying he looked more like a toddler.  Other babies would taunt, "I bet you haven't even started teething yet. Why don't you go poop behind the couch." They'd call him names like "breastfeeder, milk-whore, and nipple-clamp." This baby saw only one way out. Taking a hint from the Canadians, he knew that if there's one thing drivers love, it's children in the street as targets. So he crawled into oncoming traffic to end his miserable 4 month existence.

Video after teh pounce!