Suicidal Baby Crawls Into Traffic

This baby had had enough. He was tired of other babies calling him fat, making fun of his XL Huggies & saying he looked more like a toddler.  Other babies would taunt, "I bet you haven't even started teething yet. Why don't you go poop behind the couch." They'd call him names like "breastfeeder, milk-whore, and nipple-clamp." This baby saw only one way out. Taking a hint from the Canadians, he knew that if there's one thing drivers love, it's children in the street as targets. So he crawled into oncoming traffic to end his miserable 4 month existence.

Video after teh pounce!