Scientists Ruin Childhood

First they ruin Pluto for everyone. But why stop there? As if ruining outer space wasn't enough, scientists have turned their sights on the last sacred childhood sanctity: Dinosaurs.
Their latest discovery has uncovered the realization that Triceratops is not a real dinosaur.
Now before you start burning copies of Jurassic Park, or Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D, take a second and consider burning Brendan Fraser instead.

What we all thought to be a Triceratops is actually a juvenile version of a much gayer dinosaur: Torosaurus.
According to Discovery News, "It was characterized as having a huge frill, bigger than that of Triceratops, with two large holes in it. But Montana State University paleontologists John Scannella and Jack Horner now say the excavated Torosaurus remains were just Triceratops at different growth stages." Jurassic Park taught us they can spontaneously change sex but they didn't say anything about species. What's next, Dinosaurs wanting gay marriage rights?

So with Santa not being real, along with the Easter Bunny, it's only matter of time before Scientists prove that Jesus was actually a juvenile version of Optimus Prime.

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