If there's one thing adults love doing it's selling sex to children. Disney is the pro at this with all the casual slip-ins on their box art or dirty suggestions when you turn the volume up all the way. But there's one market that's been untapped for too long, and that's children's breakfast cereals.
Those boxes are already ripe for seduction. They've got Military officials who want to put their berries in childrens' mouths or grown Leprechauns who constantly have children chasing after them to get a hold of their charms. Apparently a "misprint" accidentally put a phone sex line's number on a cereal box instead of a phone number that donates to charity. Sneaky, I say, sneaky. Clever girl...
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