I Definitely Support These Troops

Proof that the army is exactly like you imagined it. It's just ripped dudes dancing to Aqua 24/7. Kudos for these two over in Iraq having some fun after work.

I'm crushed they didn't invite me to their dance party but it's a long flight over to Iraq anyways. Hopefully their next video will stick with the trend of no longer relevant songs, perhaps some ABBA?

I can haz Power Wheels?

Let's be honest, the degree of how much you loved your parents was directly related to the Christmas gifts they gave you. [See chart below]

Those of you lucky enough to get a Power Wheels surely loved your parents more, and also made every child on your block insanely jealous, & therefore hate their own parents.

If you had a set of wheels all you had to do was strap in that giant expensive battery, hit the open sidewalk, and flip your god damn hair. The world was yours as long as you didn't stay out too late shopping with your stuffed animals, or talking on your car phone. [What's a car phone?]

Here's a commercial back when technology was at it's peak and Barbie could say FOUR fun things!!

Disapproving Mom disapproves.