Showing posts with label Asians. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Asians. Show all posts

Monday, September 12, 2011

Spongebob Makes Japanese Children Explode

If there's anything Asian children need, it's more sugar & happiness in their lives. Luckily these can both be attained with one simple solution, a Happy Meal from McDonalds. And we all know that a child's prolonged scream is every mother's favorite sound.

 
So what's the best way to achieve the most drawn out screaming session possible? By delivering the sugar their child so desperately needs in the form of a Spongebob cup and straw!  Commence Spongebobaru Happy Flavor!

Friday, July 30, 2010

U can haz diffrnt Nips!


Those crazy lovable Asians are at it again. Apparently brown nipples are totally last season, nowadays it's all about pink. While Americans are somewhat aware of anal bleaching [due to frequent Chipotle visits], nipple bleaching is pretty much unheard of. However it's a different story over in asian territories where darker nipples are more common practice. The problem is Asian men don't seem to like darker nipples, they prefer pink which signifies purity, virginity and makes the girls seem more fresh and more clean clean. Popular brands include a skin lightening cream called "Virgin Pink" or the less expensive "Virgin Peach" which includes a pink henna dye that eventually becomes permanent with consistent use.


While most Americans spend exorbitant amounts of time and money trying to darken their skin [especially those in New Jersey] the Asian population [and Michael Jackson] are focused on the opposite. It's only a matter a time before feet binding comes back in style.

More info [Here]