Cat Confused By Size Of Head

Most cats are quite determined to fit themselves into confined spaces like paper bags and dresser drawers, this one is special. This cat is convinced he can fit himself into a Nalgene bottle. Reach for the dream my furry friend. You know what they always say: "Shoot for the stars, and you'll land among the stars...or something like that."

Stupid Bird Tries To Mate With Man's Head

This endangered Parrot tries to mate with the head of a British photographer. Well it's no wonder this thing is endangered if it's trying to mate with the back of some dude's head.

How's it expect to repopulate its species if it can't tell the difference between a fellow female bird and a skull? Apparently the bird likes it rough too. I can't imagine the female birds being all that eager to mate if sex includes digging their claws in and beating you repeatedly with wings. Then again, some people like that sorta stuff. Also interesting is that it went after a male's head. Something tells me this bird is a little bicurious.

Video after teh pounce!