This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

This is a reason not to not have children but if perchance you can't avoid it, never leave them at home alone with any valuables.

Dinosaur Traumatizes Aussie School

In America we get lame shit like bring your daughter to work day. In Australia apparently they get bring your Dino to School day. The only thing better than the roar of a T-Rex is a child's scream. The only thing better than that is a school full of children screaming and running in sheer terror. Unfortunately no children were harmed in the making of this video.