Taco Bell Meat Contains 35% Beef & 0% Bells

All of the world was SHOCKED to find out that fast food giant Taco Bell's "beef" does not contain any actual bells. There's even a lawsuit being filed against them for false advertisement. I mean honestly how could they not have seen this coming though? The name is Taco BELL and there are no BELLS in their tacos. Instead of filling their meat product with delicious bells, they instead decided to fill it with a mixture of 35% beef and the rest being soy, oats, and flavoring/spices.

I mean what's next, they'll tell us those "fancy ketchup" packets at McDonald's don't actually contain any 'fancy'? Outrage!! Outrage I say!!

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Movie Filmed Entirely By Cats

Well it's about TIME! They always say put enough monkeys in a room with typewriters and eventually they'll write Shakespeare. Well put enough cameras on cats and eventually they'll make Avatar. Cat movies are better anyways, you don't want some poop-stained manuscript that some dirty ape wrote, do you? Plus nobody nomz on bugs in Shakespeare.